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Bullshit grinder do nothing machine time waster gag gift practical joke humor


Known by various names, Bullshit grinder, Do nothing machine, Time waster, this toy has been around for years. My Dad was making them in the 50s. When the crank is turned two small pieces of wood move back and forth, up and down but never touch each other.
A must have when confronted with lawyers, used car salesmen, fishermen, golfers, hunters, gamblers, and various other liars.
Base measures 3 ½ x 3 ½ x 15/16 inhes.

Combined shipping is available for items purchased at the same time with one payment and shipped to one address. Contact me for rate.

For my Canadian friends, shipping price to Canada is by First-Class Mail International. To upgrade to Priority mail please contact me prior to purchase.

These are stock photos. Each item will vary slightly because of different wood grains, knots and variations in purchased parts. This is what makes each item a "one of a kind".



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